Unterwater Blow Jobs

someone just sent me this pic... as the readers of my blog know I did LOTS and LOTS of them underwater as a teen

i think that is why I am so much into underwater stuff, getting my balls squeezed, fucked, drowned and all that, waterboarding etc

hot pics huh?

of course from me myself only very few pics... the wanted to fuck me back then not take pics plus i was underage of course ... so thats me here at 15 (again its somewhere long ago on my blog alredy):

wish I had more from back then. hot times....

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD, I FORGOT!!

iSN'T THAT CUUUTE?

Horsehung

someone posted that on my facebook wall today with the comment:

"for Mr Horsehung ..." :-)

this is my facebook btw
https://www.facebook.com/kevinrfubar

A Little Time Saver Patch

OK here is another one for fun :)

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.     

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch.  Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at DMV it saved me 5 hours.

And the Laundromat three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.

Walmart Wine

OK this was too funny not to post it on my blog - I laughed so hard, cos it's true!!
(Got it from my friend Hugh up in Canada)
 

Walmart has recently announced that, sometime in 2010, it will begin offering customers a new discount item - Walmart's very own brand of an unparalled wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.
 
Wine connoisseurs may not be so inclined to put a bottle of the Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas.

"But the right name is important."
 
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10.  Chateau Traileur Parc
  9.  White Trashfindel
  8.  Big Red Gulp
  7.  World Championship Riesling
  6.  NASCARbernet
  5.  Chef Boyardeaux
  4.  Peanut Noir
  3.  I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
  2.  Grape Expectations
  1.  Nasti Spumante

The beauty of the Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or dark meat (Squirrel.)

P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax or check it on Snopes. I know possum is not a white meat.