[updated/changed.. I got a kick in the nuts for some of what I wrote so I had to change/delete a few things .. so far for 1st amentment. And everyone reading this anyway has to CLICK on the ADULT WARNING .. so what can they complain about???]
Don't you love all those people who make themselves look christian and upright for standing for "moral values" and "family values"?
Yahoo (amongst the individual fuckers of that class) has been known for that... they have all these "smut" groups, through which they earn revenue (LOL what's left of it) while randomly deleting some without warning.
Today someone at Yahoo decided to delete my Yahoo Mail and Messenger account. Just like facebook, they don't even bother to say why or that they do (did) it, they just let you find out when you try to log in.
Hm... and that is how they want to recapture the business they lost to Google in the last 10 years? This is not a company ethic I could, or would, subscribe to, use, or promote anymore.
And while I am on this... Josh said someone asked him about me in this frosty way like "there is some pornographic material" .. "linked to your name" with "men and men" and "a bag on the head" .. so who is "Kevin Fubar"? LOL!!! Nosy, nosy, but couldn't even find my real name that's on a bunch of my accounts on facebook etc) And the best thing: this came from [deleted] ... what's the saying on that, aren't they [deleted] all bottoms? :-) Just ask Ross and his cousin (who is in the Navy...). I hate bigotry. And all the fake "Don't Ask Don't Tell" stuff, anyway. History books will not talk kindly about this .. but by then we are all dead and who cares. But for today, make someone happy: fuck a [deleted]!! ;-)
more later.. I have to do some really pornographic stuff with my boyfriend and tell you about the super GAY sex orgy from last weekend some other time.... (only HOT GAY guys doing it in really pervert pornographic ways with each other!)
P.S.: for Hugh in Canada (Hawk) - you have to e-mail me on Gmail ("kevinrfubar@gmail.com") please, and I'll set up a different chat client...
P.P.S.: you probably figure I had to write it like this because the same dudes who showed themself to be so outraged about my blog are reading it anyway with their dicks out and jerking. That's why I hate this biggot lying so much. Oh or even watching my jerk video while they do it and say something really mean and gaybashing or so about me
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Yugo
Doesn't look so different from todays subcompacts ...
Got to work on one in ths shop 2 weeks ago and saw this today:
Got to work on one in ths shop 2 weeks ago and saw this today:
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Sausage Fest (Russia)
Josh says this is called "sausage fest" und its really a lot better like they allow to show on YouTube LOL. He says after a couple rounds it's not so much about getting the "sausages" of the guys in the other team but their nuts and later when some of the guys are out of the game cos their hurting too much, and everybody gets drowned in vodka, the worst losers and the newbies get stripped.
Sounds fun to me :-)
Something is wrong with YouTube embeds these days... you may have to double click on it and watch it on youtube directly
Sounds fun to me :-)
Something is wrong with YouTube embeds these days... you may have to double click on it and watch it on youtube directly
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Two Choices - The Story about Shay
(I got this from my friend Hugh up in Canadia. It made me cry so I figure I put it up on my blog:)
What would you do?....you make the choice.
Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway.
The question is: Would you have made the same choice?
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:
'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?'
The audience was stilled by the query.
The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'
Then he told the following story:
Shay and I had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?' I knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but as a father I also understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.
I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'
Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.
In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.
In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.
In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.
Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.
At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?
Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact.
The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.
The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.
As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.
The game would now be over.
The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.
Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.
Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates.
Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first! Run to first!'
Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base.
He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.
Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!' Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball. The smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team.
He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head.
Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.
All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay' Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third! Shay, run to third!'
As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!'
Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team
'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.
Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!
AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO THIS STORY:
We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate. The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.
If you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren't the 'appropriate' ones to receive this type of message Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference.
We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the 'natural order of things.'
So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice:
Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?
A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.
You now have two choices:
1. Move on to some of my other posts that may make you jerk off or fuck up your boy friend.
2. Forward this to some people you know.
May your day be a Shay Day!
What would you do?....you make the choice.
Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway.
The question is: Would you have made the same choice?
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:
'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?'
The audience was stilled by the query.
The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'
Then he told the following story:
Shay and I had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?' I knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but as a father I also understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.
I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'
Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.
In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.
In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.
In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.
Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.
At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?
Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact.
The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.
The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.
As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.
The game would now be over.
The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.
Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.
Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates.
Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first! Run to first!'
Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base.
He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.
Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!' Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball. The smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team.
He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head.
Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.
All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay' Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third! Shay, run to third!'
As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!'
Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team
'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.
Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!
AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO THIS STORY:
We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate. The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.
If you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren't the 'appropriate' ones to receive this type of message Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference.
We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the 'natural order of things.'
So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice:
Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?
A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.
You now have two choices:
1. Move on to some of my other posts that may make you jerk off or fuck up your boy friend.
2. Forward this to some people you know.
May your day be a Shay Day!
Friday, May 7, 2010
Tired, Beaten, and Happy!
Tonight we met up with Stukka for dinner. I just about made it after work, cos I had to shower and stuff. He is the guy who started the Kramtoad group on facebook. And who calls ballbusting "kramtoading"...
Josh has a HUGE boner for him and Stukka's bf Cooper is in London right now (England) but he didn't try to take Stukka home to fuck him even though I think Stukka was game, kinda.
Josh said for that I "would get it" when we got home. For not taking Stukka home. He knew I was watching what he'd do about Stukka.
That made me happy.. he picked me over Stukka.
What does he think, I suddenly get scared from him threatening me to beat me up? I got a BONER! Not like I'd get it anyways, all it takes is him feeling like it.
Of course I did get it :-) ... but hey its 10pm and I am already sitting at the PC again so it wasnt so bad and I got to shoot a big load for him (not as big as his..he got off gooooood!).
This time he really hit me, before he even started on my nutz.
I am so happy Josh rather did it with me than Stukka. I now Josh (my Josh) has a BONER for Stukka (the other Josh), and Stukka is probably easier game now since his bf is gone to UK since he (Cooper) doesn't really bust so hard (not so much his thing)... so while he's gone... :) I think Stukka was game tonight.
So yeah... I am happy!
Josh has a HUGE boner for him and Stukka's bf Cooper is in London right now (England) but he didn't try to take Stukka home to fuck him even though I think Stukka was game, kinda.
Josh said for that I "would get it" when we got home. For not taking Stukka home. He knew I was watching what he'd do about Stukka.
That made me happy.. he picked me over Stukka.
What does he think, I suddenly get scared from him threatening me to beat me up? I got a BONER! Not like I'd get it anyways, all it takes is him feeling like it.
Of course I did get it :-) ... but hey its 10pm and I am already sitting at the PC again so it wasnt so bad and I got to shoot a big load for him (not as big as his..he got off gooooood!).
This time he really hit me, before he even started on my nutz.
I am so happy Josh rather did it with me than Stukka. I now Josh (my Josh) has a BONER for Stukka (the other Josh), and Stukka is probably easier game now since his bf is gone to UK since he (Cooper) doesn't really bust so hard (not so much his thing)... so while he's gone... :) I think Stukka was game tonight.
So yeah... I am happy!
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
My Doc says it's OK to eat Bavaria
LOL so Stukka is trying to get us dragged out to eat at this Bavaria Grill up in Plano, just cos he got SLUSHED there on some German beer. I checked today with my doc it it's even safe for me to eat this stuff from there web site (at http://www.BavariaGrill.com ) and she laughed and said I don't to worry just don't get like TOOOO drunk
She's cool.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Guy Jerking off at the gym
I totally forgot about this!
This cute guy on facebook wrote to me about gyms I go to and that reminded me:
I have a (cheap) membership for [NAME OF FITNESS CHAIN] and I can go to most of the clubs. Near work and near where my place is (even tho I'm like almost never there) and the one close to my bf's house. I work out a lot so that helps.
The Addison location on Belt Line is kind of cruisy .. mostly older guys and they stare and most touch themselves but never really say anything or make a move (not that I want them too, I don't cheat on my bf!!).
Its kind of weird though .. there is a 40-something year old 2 weeks ago with a belly and he followed me around in the club working out, and then to the lockers and totally stares and doesn't even try to hide it. Then he goes in the shower just opposite of mine and jerks off and looks at me like I am supposed to do something (and what he is showing off is also kind of small, when hard). Hard to ignore though. Don't know if the guy thought that was hot or something? ... for him or for me?
Maybe he thinks it's "WILD" to jerk off in front of a guy at the gym. LOL.. I can hardly tell him what my bf does with me, can I? And what would that be good for, it would kill all his jerking fantasies.
I wish guys wouldn't do that, though, it is kind of gross.
(I figured it's probably not a good idea to say what fitness chain it is ... because of stalkers and also so I don't get in trouble .. or to get me to talk about really pervy older guys and stuff when I was a teen at the YMCA).
This cute guy on facebook wrote to me about gyms I go to and that reminded me:
I have a (cheap) membership for [NAME OF FITNESS CHAIN] and I can go to most of the clubs. Near work and near where my place is (even tho I'm like almost never there) and the one close to my bf's house. I work out a lot so that helps.
The Addison location on Belt Line is kind of cruisy .. mostly older guys and they stare and most touch themselves but never really say anything or make a move (not that I want them too, I don't cheat on my bf!!).
Its kind of weird though .. there is a 40-something year old 2 weeks ago with a belly and he followed me around in the club working out, and then to the lockers and totally stares and doesn't even try to hide it. Then he goes in the shower just opposite of mine and jerks off and looks at me like I am supposed to do something (and what he is showing off is also kind of small, when hard). Hard to ignore though. Don't know if the guy thought that was hot or something? ... for him or for me?
Maybe he thinks it's "WILD" to jerk off in front of a guy at the gym. LOL.. I can hardly tell him what my bf does with me, can I? And what would that be good for, it would kill all his jerking fantasies.
I wish guys wouldn't do that, though, it is kind of gross.
(I figured it's probably not a good idea to say what fitness chain it is ... because of stalkers and also so I don't get in trouble .. or to get me to talk about really pervy older guys and stuff when I was a teen at the YMCA).
Monday, May 3, 2010
Oil Rig Burning
This looks almost apocalyptic
... and I have to use a bag of Oil-Dry when I spill just a little oil at work in the shop, and get yelled at (a little)
... and I have to use a bag of Oil-Dry when I spill just a little oil at work in the shop, and get yelled at (a little)
A Little Time Saver Patch
OK here is another one for fun :)
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV it saved me 5 hours.
And the Laundromat three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
And the Laundromat three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
Walmart Wine
OK this was too funny not to post it on my blog - I laughed so hard, cos it's true!!
(Got it from my friend Hugh up in Canada)
Walmart has recently announced that, sometime in 2010, it will begin offering customers a new discount item - Walmart's very own brand of an unparalled wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be so inclined to put a bottle of the Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas.
"But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brand.
The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of the Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or dark meat (Squirrel.)
P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax or check it on Snopes. I know possum is not a white meat.
(Got it from my friend Hugh up in Canada)
Walmart has recently announced that, sometime in 2010, it will begin offering customers a new discount item - Walmart's very own brand of an unparalled wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be so inclined to put a bottle of the Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas.
"But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brand.
The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of the Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or dark meat (Squirrel.)
P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax or check it on Snopes. I know possum is not a white meat.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
1,001 Friends on facebook
WOW ... I have 1,001 friends on facebook as of today (now).
And that is AFTER I got deleted before..
I am for sure not linking this blog to facebook again, I think that is what got me killed then, even if they never said why.
"Boner Bridge"
isn't that cool?
it's not a "bridge" but an underwater connection in Sweden. You all know how much I like water and wet :)
.. i'd probably have a boner going on that road
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Work Out Results!!
This morning I asked Josh if I could put this new picture up and he says "yeah ok"
so now you can see :)
I have been working out so hard to stay hot for him. The meds make me lose so much weight and I have been trying to eat and put more muscles on. I am still way too skinny but at least he likes it this way
I still have these skinny legs :( ... wish I could so something about that.
Master Mitchell says they are good, straight rails and guides upwards when he kicks me in the balls .. like he ever misses anyways.
Grocery shopping geek
I was getting Cokes and stuff and watched this guy at the other isle.
I always go to the automated cashier... cos of my studder, so i don't have to talk to anybody.
And I don't want anybody to get cute with me, cos when Josh sees that he just gives me a headbutt (or worse).
Anyway this guy waved the cashier girl over and showed her his phone (one of those smart things that cost a lot) and she scanned something directly off the screen. It took a while cos the scanner wouldn't take it at first .. long enough to get my (simple) cell out and take the picture...
funny, I thought, someone pays like $500 or more for a phone like that and $80 a month or so for the contract (3 years??) to save 50 cents on something and he has to spend 2 to 3 minutes to get the bargain (I just stuff the paper in the slot after scanning and it takes 10 seconds) ....
I always go to the automated cashier... cos of my studder, so i don't have to talk to anybody.
And I don't want anybody to get cute with me, cos when Josh sees that he just gives me a headbutt (or worse).
Anyway this guy waved the cashier girl over and showed her his phone (one of those smart things that cost a lot) and she scanned something directly off the screen. It took a while cos the scanner wouldn't take it at first .. long enough to get my (simple) cell out and take the picture...
funny, I thought, someone pays like $500 or more for a phone like that and $80 a month or so for the contract (3 years??) to save 50 cents on something and he has to spend 2 to 3 minutes to get the bargain (I just stuff the paper in the slot after scanning and it takes 10 seconds) ....
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