Happy Valentines (this one fits LOL)

Sex with a Cowboy 

 

Prior to her trip to TEXAS, Carol (a blonde chick from England), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country;

1.  She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Que.
2.  She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo...and...
3.  She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

1) 'Let  me tell you, Texas beef is to die for, and when they bar-b-q it, the taste is unbelievable!'

2) 'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...Those guys wrestle full grown bulls!  They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground!  It is just incredible!'

Then came the big question, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'

 

'Are you kidding?  When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets I changed my mind!'
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(I post a lot of jokes to my facebook page, but this needed the pictures in between the text .. can't do that on facebook)

HAPPY VALENTINE!! GET LAID!! BY BIG TEXAS DICKS!! :-)